Dear Everyone,
Since becoming clean and sober last week ( by the way, when they say unlimited free gourmet coffee,
they actually mean, after 3 pots, they start looking at you funny. I'm just saying),
I've become a drug counselor.
If you find your life careening out of control, I hope you'll consider joining me in the path of sobriety
and
FREE UNLIMITED GOURMET COFFEE.
It's such a relief; those bus rides to Humboldt Park took forever.
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