Dear Everyone, I blog to you today from EGYPT!
Two days ago, I received a call from a certain "comedy" school which occasionally "hires" me to
spread the "gospel" of "improv" throughout the world. (It's strange, other people go to places like Brandeis, or the University of South Dakota; I am sent to North Korea, and now: EGYPT!)
Ms. Klisterschmuck, the director of touring, called me in and said, "Cleetus, you idiot. What's that nonsense on your face?"
I patiently explained that muttonchop whiskers are the latest thing for edgy young hip people like me.
"You look like Chester A. Arthur. Get a razor when you arrive in Cairo. It's a very conservative country."
Well, I guess Ms. Klisterschmuck was right: Ever since we've been here, crowds have been gathering in the streets outside the hotel. Apparently muttonchop whiskers are a divisive issue---some people are shouting "Yes!" and others, "No!"
I refuse to be swayed by public opinion!
Long live the chops!
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