Friday, July 12, 2013

Cleetus Ferbderbler, Boy Improvisor, Unavailable for Comment

It is I, Gaia Shalom Namaste, speaking:

Cleetus Ferbderbler is my life and soul mate; unfortunately, this week he has become a hopeless junkie.  

I will continue this blog with the assistance of our attorney, Tom King Clear.

First, I'd like to speak out about the horrific politics in certain hot yoga studios.
Personally, I do not find some little maniac barking, "HOLD. HOLD. HOLD!  NEXT POSE!"
to be terribly enlightening.

I will now go to Humboldt Park to look for Cleetus.

Namaste

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