Dear Everyone,
I'd like to announce my terrifying descent into drug addiction.
After our last show in Cairo (only fair; the audience seemed distracted), I collected my per diem---$1.65---and headed into the humid, but enticing Cairo evening.
Within moments! I was in an OPIUM DEN, and "chasing the dragon" for all I was worth!
I have a few questions, however:
1. When I return to the Midwest, are needles (or "spikes") included?
2. Do the "dealers" (or "connections") take Discover?
3. If I become a "dealer" myself, are my expenses fully deductible?
Stay tuned, everyone----soon this will be "Naked Lunch" meets "Teen Spirit" meets many many Billie Holiday songs!
So excited!
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