Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Cleetus Ferbderbler, Boy Improvisor, Clean and Sober

Dear Everyone Who has Supported Me During my Terrifying Descent into Drug Addiction:

Well, it's been quite a week. 

   My girlfriend, Gaia Shalom Namaste, came out to Humboldt Park last night and chased away
my new friends, Spike, Lefty and Crazy Girl. 
  I wasn't making much sense at the time, as I'd been "high" for over 15 minutes.  (One of the challenges of my terrifying descent into drug addiction was that I don't have much money; I could only afford 1/64 of the usual "hit," and nobody seemed inclined to take Discover.  I think a savvy businessman would revisit this policy).

  Then, she bundled me into her 2013 Prius and took me to this wonderful place:  Free coffee, free phone usuage, no judgment.

  LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL----Thank you, Gaia Shalom Namaste!

After I receive my free bus pass, I plan to go apply for a "job" as a drug counselor.

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