Sunday, April 14, 2013

Cleetus Ferbderbler, Boy Improvisor, offer Theater Review of completely awful play

Dear Everyone,

Please do not go see "R-senic $ Old Lace" by the supposedly "new" "Theatre" "Collective."

I know---they've won the MacArthur Grant (should be "the Mc Awful Grant, in my opinion").  I know they are transferring to Broadway like by next Tuesday or something; I know it's being made into a video game.

I DON'T CARE----IT'S AWFUL.

I suppose, if all you care about is lots of flowing fabric, and bacon frying, and NUDE SCENES,
then, fine, you'll love it; see if I care.

Personally, I have decided to return to my first love---the dance.
Stay tuned! (and don't go to that awful play, unless you get a comp).

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