"Dear Everyone,
After our boffo show at the People's Glorious Cement Factory # 6, I was leaving the stage when an almond left over from lunch fell out of my pocket.
Sixty-five North Koreans fell onto it, like extremely hungry North Korean people.
Our Interpreter, told me,
"This is a way of showing respect to a visitor; also, do you have any more of those?"
I gave her an almond, and I believe we are engaged.
Tomorrow---our show for the Glorious Leader!
So excited.
(Please send more almonds).
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