Tuesday, April 9, 2013

"Cleetus Ferbderbler, Boy Improvisor to visit Pyongyang"

"Dear Everyone,

  Although my attorney, Tom King Clear, refers to me as the Boy Improvisor, I am actually a seasoned and battle-hardened 27 years old.  I have been studying the ancient art of improvisation since my days at the Valdosta Academy of Arts, where I majored in Improvisation and Cooking.

I am thrilled to announce that a certain Chicago institution well-known for producing comedians in the seventies and eighties has asked me to join their tour to North Korea.

I accepted immediately and am looking into the whole passport issue.

I will keep you informed, as I attempt to keep world peace.

SELAH!

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