Dear Everyone,
Well, if the world goes to war tomorrow, it's not the fault of yours truly! Our show for the Beloved Leader of North Korea went really, really well!
We were shown into the Glorious Heavenly Palace by a lot of skinny guards who seemed like Scientologists or something, but whatever.
The Beloved Leader came out and walked over a runway of adoring subjects, and sat on a throne made of gold, sent from naive aid organizations.
We bowed several times, then asked for a suggestion for our merriment.
"Elvis, " the Beloved One said, without a thought.
Our forty minute improvisation, complete with mini-musical thanks to our Music Director, Lutecia la Faloza,
was a smash! Many, many chuckles and one broad smile.
My existence is justified, not to mention the $65 we are paid for each and every show.
You are welcome, world!
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