Cleetus Ferbderbler, Boy Improvisor, Announces New Fashion Line

Dear Everyone,

I am thrilled to announce a new fashion line:

         CFBI

 (for, "Cleetus Ferbderbler, Boy Improvisor").

It will be edgy, yet classic; affordable, yet wildly profitable.

The garments will be made humanely, but very cheaply, by interns.

 

I have a meeting with some visionary venture capitalists at

Chase Bank next week.   My attorney:

                                                                Tom King Clear,

                                           has advised me to ask for "as much as possible."

                                                                     Stay tuned!