Dear Everyone,
Please ignore the last posting. All is well in loveland. The light of my life, GAIA SHALOM NAMASTE, has returned to me.
(By the way, her real name is Becky Johnson. This is one of the confidences we exchanged during our reconciliation. I guess it's not much of a confidence if I just blogged about it, but, you know what I mean).
It turns out her Bikram yoga lover was a real stinker: He accused her of being "insincere" and "not going fully into the poses."
What a douche. I happen to know his real name is Harvey McAllister, and his only yoga training is online.
Anyhoo, am deliriously happy---we're going out for bar-b-que and giving up the natural lifestyle for awhile.
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