"Cleetus Ferbderbler, Boy Improvisor, Announces New Tour with Famous "Comedy School"

Dear Everyone,

Well, as those of you who follow my adventures know, after my terrifying descent into drug addiction,
(July 26---28th), I became a drug counselor.
  After the ruckus when I returned their quiz results, I was seriously doubting this career path, when Fate, that merry minx, interrupted with a phone call from a certain famous "comedy school":
  Ms. Klisterschmuck, Director of Touring: Cleetus, you idiot.
  Me: Ms. Klisterschmuck, my last name is Ferbderbler, not "you idiot."
  Ms. K: Whatever.  I need you to tour with 3rd World Co next Tuesday to Egypt.

After some heavy duty bargaining re; per diems! (I now know to demand more than $1.65 per day; this tour I'm getting $2.50!  Score!).

After Cairo, we are scheduled to appear at something called Ebola Camp # 2, which should be a hoot.

All in all, quite a relief from drug counseling!