Dear Everyone,
I'm thrilled to announce the formation of the band that America and English-speaking parts of the world have been waiting for:
THE CLEETUS FERBDERBLER B$ND.
I'm moving to Los Angeles this summer, and a band is sort of a prerequisite. We will have very intense rehearsals and issue manifestos. We will only tour by bike (the love of my life, Gaia Shalom Namaste, insists on this----the earth is a very good friend of hers).
We will refuse to license our music to heartless corporations that do bad things, but only to craft breweries with integrity.
Gaia Shalom Namaste and I will, of course, be the core of the band, but we will be conducting very long auditions to find others who share our VISION and actually play some instruments or sing or something.
(Speaking of the love of my life, an amusing incident occurred the other evening at Trader Joes's: We were shopping for organic tabouleh, and were looking in different aisles. I found it first, and called rather loudly: "GAIA SHALOM NAMASTE!"
Three people responded, "SAME TO YOU!")
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