Dear Everyone,
My 27 years have been mere existence----now I see the point of life.
It is love.
Her name is Gaia Shalom Namaste. She is perfection. I weep humble tears of gratitude that we met while I was sweeping the front steps of a certain well-known "comedy" school in Chicago which thinks I still owe them $2975 from a certain tour of a certain Asian dictatorship.
But, I will not entertain negative thoughts. Gaia has explained the concept of karma to me, and the power of positive thinking.
(Her multiple degrees are in the fields of peace studies and, strangely enough, martial arts.)
She is also a very fine waitress.
I must be off----we're starting a juice cleanse.
(By the way, keep tuned: I'm thinking of changing my name to something more inspirational, such "Mandala." Mandala Ferbderbler---it has a ring to it!).
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