Cleetus Ferbderbler, Political Memoirs

Dear Everyone,

First, I want to give a shout out to all my loyal followers (same to you, Inmate #409889, Menard Correctional Institute!).

It has indeed been awhile since I've posted, but yours truly has not been idle!
I've started my memoirs!

Today, My Time on The Hill:
Between Valdosta Community College (BA, cooking and improv), I was thrilled to be accepted as a Congressional intern, in the actual Congress!  Our Representative, Rep. Flutesnoot (Independent), put me immediately to work drafting legislation.

I'll never forget how he called me into his palatial office, and greeted me whilst reclining on a silken divan,
"Cleetus, you idiot."

"Yes, honorable Representative?"

"Why the heck did you put 'established by the state' in this healthcare malarkey?"
"Filled out the line; seemed inoffensive."
"Alright, but be sure to call it an exercise of the commerce power and not a tax."

to be continued..........................................................................................