Message from Cleetus Ferbderbler, Boy Improvisor---Assault on Free Speech

"Dear Everyone:

     I am shocked to report that my free speech rights have been assaulted.  Even more shocking, this occurred at a very well-known local institution known for "satire" and "comedy."  (My attorney, Tom King Clear, has advised me to be vague).

    After my Level 4 "Using Everyday Objects in a Funny Way" class last night, my instructor, the Maestro, came up to me and said, "Look, Cleetus.  You're a nice boy, not too bright, maybe, but some people seem to like you."

  As this was the kindest thing he has ever said to me, I began to tear up a little.

 "But" he expostulated, "You can't hand out flyers for that damn Robot Voice Workshop in class."

  I was stunned.  "But, Maestro:  I'm being entrepreneurial.  I'm following my passion."

 "Your passion stops at my classroom door."

I am considering legal action.