The self checkout line at the Jewel;
Is not the place for you, you fool,
To purchase one strand of saffron,
One grape and one teaspoon of yeast.
And you, madam, have at least
The decency to suckle your child outside:
Teach her there how woe betide
The non-organic farmer and how the scanner works--
Let me get my wine and go, ye jerks.
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