Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Cheerful

I really think there's nothing to be concerned about:

If history has anything to teach us, it's that sooner or later, Germany will try to conquer the world.

Then, watch those defense plants hum!

Doughnuts for everyone!

Sunday, February 1, 2009

This isn't so difficutl--whoops.
I was defending poor Blago the other night,
and told Rich Baker, the famous comedian,
that he lived in his neighborhood.
Rich calls me yesterday--he ran into him, jogging!
Not literally. Blago said, "I didn't do anything wrong!"
and ran away.
tales of chicago, vol. 1